Crazy Lyrics- The joker aint jokin its juggernaut not juggeler jumpin jahosafat im just jabbin ya jugular its jumbled in this jungle im like a jaguar adjustin jukin, jumpin, and jivin for justice "this just in"... he journeyed out jumaji ja-ja-jet youre in jeopardy he's like jigsaw, jaws ron jeremy and jekyl "jesus" ask jeeves.. im a jackal jamming javelins and jabbin em like jason youre a jack-o-lantern im jacked on jim and jack you a jumpy jack in a box, you aint jack just a jealous jock, jockin my janx.. a jack ass jack shit, gettin jacked up, im jackin ya jack-et jewels jordans jeffersons and jacksons you jack and jills are not jay z, youre janitor... the jack of all trades is jack hammerin and jammin youre the jack rabbit of jerkin it with jelly and ya job-less just jackin on ya johnson with jergans to jack johnson while im gettin jiggy in a jiffy, in a jacuzzi got jillian joinin with janet, jenny and judge judy just joshin, its juicy jug jessica just like jenna jamesons i guess i am a jester uh? im kickin it like killer kangaroos in karate its a kaleidoscope of k's with kegs and kamikazis aint breakin off my kit kat you kids are kindergardners im king kong in khakis or the komodo of karma not the kind hearted kind the k-9's out the kennel killin em like kenny for a klondike on jimmy kimmel or kid nap ya kiddies and kabob ya kittens or make em kibbles n bits for kilo i aint kiddin you bout as killer as kualas im the king with the kahunas king-pin of the kaiser with kettle one and kahlua im bout the kkk not klu klux klan just gettin kama sutra kinky with kim kardashian im a kleptomaniac playin for keeps no kriss kringle more like katrina, the key's keeping it a katrillion kelvins and kilowatts, kiss it you cant take the heat get the fuck out the kitchen

Lyrics- IM A HIT MAN HIRED TO HAVE EM HAULED IN A HURSE HALF HE-MAN, HALF HANNIBAL HEART OF HULK, HERE TO HURT HEAVEN AND HELLS HYBRID HUMAN / BEEN HYBERNATIN, IM HERE YOUR HIGHNESS IS HYPER AND HE AINT HAPPY WITH WHAT HE HEARS HARVESTER OF HORROR NO HARVARD OR HOWARD,HELL NO.. IM HARNESSIN HARMONY HANDIN HIP-HOP HELP,HOLD-- UP HOSS, HO,HOLD YA HORSES, HES HILARIOUS HE'S THE HARDEST HITTER? "HA HA" HEY YOU HEARIN THIS? HERE HE IS,THE HOLY-ONE THE HOME-RUN HEAVY-WIEGHT HEAD HANCHO,GEORGE HERMAN NEVER HESITATES HEAD HOME, HURRY OR HAVE A HOLE IN THE HEAD A HOLE IN ONE, A HOSTILE HOBBY, HOLDING THE HOLSTER, WHILE I HONE AND HUNT ON HALF A HUNCH, IM HOWELL'N HOUNDIN EM OUT THIER HOUSES HOPE HE HAS HIS HELMET ON THEM HOLLOWS'LL HOLLOW HIM AINT HIDING FROM THE HALOGENS THE HERO'S HERE ""HADOUKIN!" HERES A HINT ON HOW IM HITTIN HOOKAS AND HALUCIN- ATIN HYSTERICALLY HASTA LA VISTA HOP ON THE HARLEY, HOLLA HOLLA AT THE HOTTEST HO, YOU HUNGRY? HERE, GET HER A HAM-BUR-GER AT HARDYS HARDLY CO-HERENT , ITS HARD TO HANDLE A HANDLE OF HENNESSY HAVE A HATCHET HANDY TO HACK A HAND OF A HARMER, HEY, ITS HIM OR ME HES HISTORY, HORRENDOUSLY HUMILIATED, HANG IT UP AINT THE HUMIDITY HELL IS HEATIN UP WHILE HATAS HUSH HAZARDOUS BUT HEAVENLY, HORNS HOLD THE HALO HABITS OF THE HEX IN ME HAVE ME HORNY HOLLER'IN HEY HO AND HAVING HUGE HANG-OVERS LIKE HEY WHORE WHAT HAPPENED? HOW ARE WE IN HAWII AND HOW THE HELL'D I GET THIS HASH AND HEROIN AND HERB, BUT HELLO HOLLY, HALLELUJAH HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMIN AND HUMPIN HER HUMMERS AND HONEYS THAT HU-LA HOORAH im itchin with impulses its iffy if im insane inserting injections increasingly inhumane incurably infected instantaneously ill inflicting injuries in ignoramus's, impail ineffective, inbred infantile idiots inefficient inhabition, no intelect, illiterate im innocent invision it, it isnt an illusion im into it like inuits in igloos, improovin illuminati's invading infecting internationally intervene inbetween i incinerate immaculately inspired, no innermission im infiltratin it's imminant indication of ignorance is initiation of incidents intense incisions and implications of immpotence the ickiest of icky is intimately the influence invincabally infinant irrevo-ca-bally intricate inclined individual incredible with instruments impenetrabally imperial inevit-a-bally irritable intentionally igniting irre-placable, your inferior imoral immortal inside, lllness is infesting immovable inferno isnt it interesting?

Lyrics-FEE FI FO FUM FLIP FLOP FLOWS FROM FAUQUIER, FAUGHT FIERCE FORTIFIED FOR FIRING 4 OR 5, "FOUR-FIVES" FEEDIN THE FUEL TO THE FIRE FEEL THE FULL EFFECT IM FLEEIN FROM FED'S FILES FORMIN A FORREST AND FANS FLOODIN THE FORTIES WITH FAM FLIPPIN LIKE FIFTY AND FAB FREQUENTLY FILTHY LIKE FRAM FRANTICALLY FULFILLIN FANTASIES FOR A FORTRESS FORTUNATE FOR THE FORCE TO FLOAT FLOORLESS FINALLY FINDIN THE FAME FEEL THE FLAME THE FUTURES FATHER... MY FACE IS IN THE FRAME FARTHER AND FARTHER YA FALLIN AND AFRAID........ YOU FEMININE FAKERS ARE FIXATED ON FIGHTIN? FIND YA FRIEND A FAVOR FORE HIS FAMILIES FRIGHTENED FIREWORKS FLYIN IM FRYIN THEM FUCKIN FUCKERS FEROCIOUSLY FOCUSED IM FLOWIN FLUENTLY, YA FLUSTERED IM FURIOUSLY FLINGIN MCFLURRIES AND FURY FURBIES FINGERING AND FONDELING FERGIES FANNY FIRMLY... FEMALES FAVORITE FLAVOR.... FREEZIN FLAMBOYANT FLAMMERS FRIDGE FRESH FLOW FEST FREDDY IN THE FLESH, FACE FIRST YOU FAINT, FACE YA FATE AND FADE YOUR FABLE IS FRAUDULENT MY FLOW'S FANTASTIC NO REFRAININ THE FAUCET, MAN YA FICKLE N FEEBLE IM FA-FLICKIN THESE FREE-BEES YA FAILURE IS FATAL YOURE FINISHED, FRIVOLOUS FECES GET IT GOT IT GOOD, IM GONE I GOTTA GO GOTTA GENERATE MY GAME AND GLEAM AND GO GOLD GO GO GADGET GANJA GRINDER IM GLIDING THE GOLDEN GATES GOTTA GET IT WHILE THE GETTIN'S GOOD I'LL GUIDE YOU ITS GOIN GREAT GOT THAT GOODY GOOD, I GOT FROM GRADY THAT GRADE- A GIMME GIMME GOT ME GOIN GOIN AND GONE, GARY AINT GETTIN ANY GLAD MY GRASS IS THE GREENEST AND GLAD IM GLOSSY AS GLASS GOT THE GENES OF A GENIOUS ILL GIVE YOU GIGGLERS A GASH GET A GHOST TO GHASP GRAVITIES GONE, I GRADUATED GOT THE GALAXY GRASPED AND GIVEN A GIFT OF GAB, THE GREATEST LONG GEVITIES GRAPHED GOT GOUDA DA GAIN ILL GET YA GIRLFREIND GAGGED AND GIVE HER GYNA THE GANG IM GRINDIN GALORE WITH GAR-GANTUAN GENITALS ITS GUILLOTINES AND GORE IM A GAMBLIN GENERAL GOTTA GALLOP AND GIDDY UP GOTTA GRAPPLE THE GLOBE ITS A GIVEN NO GIVEN UP IMMA GRADUALLY GROW WITH A GAMMA RAY GLOW GERANAMO ITS GOIN DOWN GOT GLAMEROUS GIRLS GOOD GOD ITS ON THE GROUND GRABBY GOONS GET GOUGED IMMA GENUINE GENTLEMAN OR A GIANT GREEN GROUCH IF IM GUZZELIN MY GIN AGAIN OR GLIDIN WITH THE GEESE I GOT EM LIKE "GOOD GRIEF" GREY GOOSE GOT ME GUNNIN AND GUTTIN THESE GUYS "GEEZE" IM THE GRIMEST GRIZZLY GETTIN GRITTY, GAURDIN GROUND OR "GIGGITY GIGGITY" IN THE GROTTO JUST GOBELIN GORGEOUS GALS

IM DISCUSSED AS DISCUSTING DELIVER DESTRUCTION WITH D'S LIKE THE DIRTY DOZEN, I DUMP EM HE DIDNT DUCK, HE'S DECEASED DEADLY DEDUCTION HE'S DE-CAPITATED, HIS DREAMS.. DILAPITATED,DEBRIS, ARE DECORATIN.. LETS DRINK.... THE DEMONS ARE DEDICATED, THE DEED THE DEVIL DATED IS DEEMED DETONATED, YA DEEPLY DEVASTED AINT DONE WITH YA DEGREDATION IT'S DEVIOUS DEFICATION YA DEALIN WITH DEATH, DAZED AND IM DIGGIN YA DESTINATION AINT DREAMIN, DEMISE IS DEFINITE DOUBLED YA DEBT AND DEFICIT DOWN IN DARK AND DECOLITE DUNGEON, YA DONE, IM DEVILISH DIBBLE DABBLE WITH DAGGERS THE DATA DEMONSTRATES THE DEADLIEST YA DEAD AS CA-DAVERS, ITS DEMOLITON, IF I DETECT A DISS- -RESPECTING DUESHE BAG DE-TACHIN YA DOO DADS DAPS ARE DUE DOG, IM A DANGEROUS DUDE, DAZZZZZ-ELING, AND DUBIOUSLY DEULING DRUELING DOOFICES DOOKY'N ON DUMMIES, D-D-DASHIN THE DUECES D-D-DARE U TO DO IT, D-DILIGAF? LETS DOOK IT THEY DID DECLARE ME A DRUID THIS DUDE'S DRASTICALLY DOOMED TO... DIS- APPEAR, THE DROPS A DOOZIE YA DITCH IS DILIGENTLY DUG, DONT DISREGARD IT GET DIS-CARDED, DEARLY DEPARTED, DONT DO DRUGS IT DOES DO DAMAGE DRAMATICALLY, IM DEMENTED THE DEALER OF DOOMS DAY, IM DRACULA, YA DEFENSE-LESS MY DEPARTMENT IS DOMINENCE, IM DELETING DELAYS AND ILL BE DAMNED IF MY DOLLAS'LL BE DECREASED AND DECAYED we aint equal, get the e.m.t.'s im evil eternally eatin em with "E's" with ease the eagle's emergin east at ease every earkally elementary emcee it equals emergencies and e-vent-u-al-ly... ensuring me the earth i earned it, earnestly and eagerly emperor of everything.. effortlessly easy, each enemy's eliminated enraged feel the empathy my enmities are evident embracin, the energy like eels on espressos engage electricity my everlasting era's enabled and exponentially elevated eccentricly im everyones election essentially an entity with an elephants erection elequence effectin endorphines emotions escalatin ellies ass is extra enormus explosion estimated epluribusunum ive embedded ebulliance equilibriums erradic empowers exuberance

MY CEREBELLUMS CHEMICALS CREATE A CUKOO CRIMINAL MY CORTEX'S CUT, CONDITIONS CRUDLEY CRITICAL IM CLINICALLY CURRUPT, CONTINUALLY CUFFED CRAZY CHARACTERISTICS CONSISTENTLY COMBUST CURSED TO CAUSE CHAOS CALLOUSLY CRUSH CLOWNS COWARDS CANT COMPETE / CHADS CRANIUMS CROWNED CROWDS CALLIN ME CANNIBAL CAUSE IM CHOMPIN COMPETITION CONFIDENTLY CROSS CONTINENTS WITH CONSTANT COMPREHENSION CONSEQUENTLY COP COMPLEMENTS WITH CONSTANANT COLLISIONS COMBINE CONSONANCE LIKE CONDIMENTS CONTRACTING COMMITION WITH COMPETANCE IN CONFERENCES COMPELLATION CONGLOMERATE COMMON SENSE IS UNCOMMON I CALCULATE... CONQUER IT ITS A CONQUEST CONTEST OF COMPLEX CONCEPTS WITH CONVEX CON-TENTS FOR CHECKS AND CONTRACTS, CLEANSE AND CHECK YA CONTACTS CONTACT YA COMRADS, CRANK UP THE COM-BAT ILL CONNECT, CAUSE CATASTROPHIES COM-MENCE COUNTIN CASH AND CRE- MATIN CALM AND CASUALLY... CONGRATULATIONS CHIEF. YA CHEST CONTAINS A CAVITY YA CHITTER CHATTER CRE-ATED CARNAGE AND CASUALTIES THE CAPE CRUSADER CAPPED YOU CHEATS COLLAPSED YOU CLEAN , AND CAPTURED CHEESE THE CRACKALACKIN CAPTAIN'S CAPTIVATINGLY CLASHIN CLOSIN COMBATENTS CASKETS WITH COMENDING COMPASSION COULDNT CATCH A COLD AINT CATCHIN C-MO YA CRASHIN IM CARCENAGENIC AS CARTONS OF CAMEL CIGGERETTES YOU'LL CRAWL TO THE CLINIC IM CLAIMIN YA CHICKS CLITEROUS CHIN CHECKIN CHEATERS NO CHINESE CHECKERS OR CHESS CHEA! CHICKIES CHOKE THE CHICKEN CH..CHADS CHUB'S CARRESSED U COPY MY COMPISITIONS COME CLEAN, CONFESS CALL THE COPPERS CAUSE IM COMIN AND CLAWIN AT CON-GRESS CAPTAIN AND CROWN GOT ME CRUNK BUT IM CRUCIFYING THESE CROCKS A COPPER HEAD CLOBBERIN CHOPPIN UP COCKY COCKS COUNTIN AROUND THE CLOCK WHILE CHASSIDIES ON THE CROTCH CROMOSOMES CARRY CRAVINGS FOR COKE AND CHRONIC CONCOCTIONS CAUTION, NO COSBY, IMMA CRAZY CAUCASION ILL CRASH CRAPPY CARS IN COUNTRY CLUBS AND CAUSE CAVE INS FOR COPPIN CREDIT CARDS, IM A CON ARTIST, CRAVIN CAJUN AT THE CAYMENS NO CHARGE, VACATIONS, CRUISES WITH CUBANS / FULL CONCILATIONS CREATION... OF CHADS CONSTILLATION NO CONSERVATION, NO CONSTIPATION, IM CRAPPIN EMCEES , COMPLETE CONCENTRATION CONFIRMATION OF CONTUSIONS AND CONFUSION INCREASED WHEN THE "C" CONTRIBUTION'S CONCLUDED AND CEASED

Lyrics-imma learn you a lesson on how to last in the lead like a leopard im lurkin you late, last in the league atlast, im unleashed and im lashin out lethally laceratin leeches, leapin, lappin em leisurly latch on leave em lookin like a lil lab rat lost in my labyrinth..a loser loudly laughed at... lap of luxery, im livin large,layin low livin on lyrics and little lar-ceny loans im lit up like lanterns aint light on the lightning leave you left in the landfill lead the life of my liking live a little, lounge and let a load of litterally lockin lips and lovin lickin lavias with liz and lilly lifted on lithium, lots of lager and liquor but aint limp on the ladies tho littles left of my liver lots of lovely limber ladies some londoners and latinos lustfully lushes....launchin my libido im littering "L's" as the letters aline its linguistic logistics to leave em legless and lying in the lions den, ya limbs are lunch i aint lyin, lines are locked and loaded lible to level you if you'd like.. im liftin the level and lately leakin the lava you lookin at a living legend layin lugies like lammas or labron layin lay ups no luck, got a lot in me no lucky leprechauns or lady luck leaving lotterys im lustrous, luminous lyrically the looniest lucidly lucrative loco lunatic like ludachis MY MIND'S ON MY MONEY / AND MY MONEY'S ON MY MIND IMMA MOTIVATED MULA MAKER / MULTIPLYIN MINE IMMA MEGA MILLIONS MAGNET / MAGNIFICENT MAJESTY MY MOUTH'LL MOVE A MOUNTAIN / IM MERLIN, MAKING MOVES MAGICALLY MIRACULOUS MASTERPEICE / MECHANICAL MACHINE MEANT TO MASH EM DRAMATICALLY / MY MANDIBLE IS MEAN IMMACULATE MAVERICK / MOON'S MAXED, MAN, IMAGINE ME MASKED, MAKIN MAJOR MESSES / MURDERIN AUTOMATICALLY MASACRE MASSIVELY / IMMA MARVELOUS MARKSMAN MAKIN MANY MANY MOMMIES MAD AT ME YOU'RE MARVIN THE MARTIAN IM MORE MANSON, N MARSHALL MATHERS / MORALITY'S MISSIN I MAY MARCH, FROM MAY TO MARCH / ON MORTALITY MISSIONS MOTIVE'S MORE THAN MORBID / MAKIN MORE AND MORE MOURNE MORPHIN INTO A MONSTER / AND MANGLE EM TO THE MORGUE NO REMORSE IM IMMORTAL / ILL MORTIFY EM MALICIOUSLY ITS MORE MORPHINE / MORTITIONS, AND MORE MISERY MYSTICAL MYSTERYS / MAYBE MID EVIL MIMICRY MISSLEANEOUS MORTARS / AND MISSLES, LIKE THE MIDDLE EAST MY MOMENTUM IS MOVIN / A MILLION MILES A MINUTE im MATICULOUSLY MUSHIN / MINI, MUNCHKIN MIDGETS MENTION ME, YA MAIN MAN LIKE METHOD, I MAKE IT MEMORABLE MOMENTOUSLY MANAGING / MAKING MOST MEN MINISCULE IM MAXIMUM, YOU'RE MINIMAL / IM MIGHTY MOUSE , YOU'RE MIC-KY IM MEGA MAN , YA MISERABLE / IM MICHAEL MYERS, YOU'RE MINCE-MEAT BUT MELONIES MELONS / OR MONICAS MANGOES??... CANT MAKE UP MY MIND / EINIE MIENIE MINNIE MOE MY MONKEYS IN THE MIDDLE, MANAJ'N, MAKIN MONA MOAN IM ON MESCALINE,MUSHROOMS MOLLY, AND METHADONES AND MOLDIN THE MELODY / WITH MADICINAL MARY J IM MOLTEN MAGMA MELTIN EM / MIXIN THE MARINADE YOUR MEDIOCRE, IM MOZART, IM MARRIED TO MUSIC THE METAMORPHOSIS OF MORRIS MANIFESTED THE MOVEMENT

Lyrics-im meetin quotas quote me youre qualmish im quick quicker than quick silver you queers'll quit youre equivolent to quadrapalegics youre unequipt your a quack your i.q. dont qualify on the quiz youre queezy and quivering youre barbeque no question i equate to a quazar and quantum leap on my quest then quiet these susie q's with a quip of quality aquire a quarter and quadruple my quantities while i quel em they quibbly my quiddities are quaint leave em in a quarry in a quite a quarrel aquainted with quakes go sew a quilt your no q-tip with qualities of queen im more quagmire in quohog makin queen latifa queef im rapidly un-ravelin radical raps, rattlin the rafters, raising the roof and racket, rather ravaging on a rampage its rags to riches no riff raff im ravishing and this rascal's rediculous rabid and rapturous and my rapids are rigerous rivers runnin rampid riggin a raft is risky as russian roullet relax rationalize or erupt with the rest the rap rapture will rise the ravenous righteous one has risen raising regulations ready to rally round and right the wrongs arrange a revelation receiving a reputation for wreckin the record, raiden retrieving my reservation with razor riciprocation refusing a resignation remaining the reigning ruler rep with repitition i make it rain's the rumor raps rude remover these rappers are rag-dolls i renovate and re-new its routine, relax dog........ rrrrrr...(growl sound) im in a range rover racing like raod runner with road rage runnin em over on rum remi martin and rosay or rolls royce ridin racks on racks on racks razzle dazzle in the ritz no rats, just ratatat reload the rifle the ruffest of rough riders is rollin through remindin and ruffelin up rhymers ready rumble rugged and rowdy rookies are rubbish retards reaper's rushin with reprecushions raps are hard as re-bar